D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
omg I got shivers and almost cried reading this :’(
so god damn true, i remember seeing an accident on leave where someone got ejected, shit’s not cool one bit.
Shit like this pisses me off. Penalties for drinking and driving should be heavier.
i’m glad this has made it’s rounds properly.
Snownuts for days! #boosted #talon #awd
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One of the BEST YouTube comments
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Sir, do you know why we pulled you over?
the dude who kicked in the windshield, also backflipped off the hood of the car. you know he’s waited his entire career to bust out those moves.
one would think that you’d have your gun drawn before you karate kick into the window instead of having to fiddle with your coat getting it out.
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God Givith, a set on Flickr.
Here’s the whole set ! :) what i could capture of ‘theNeek’. It truly is great and these photos don’t do it justice !
Bitches, thank Sid Titus for this gift.
thats a good lookin currr
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Omg it’s better than porn.
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